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Old 22.12.2011, 19:34   #1
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Hi all i need some good jokes to tell my mates- can you help me?

They can be about anything and everything. :thumbup1:
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Old 22.12.2011, 20:18   #2
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what's green and smells of bacon?

... no, i shouldn't go there
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Hi all i need some good jokes my mates- can you help me?

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said to the wife "oi fat cunt what do you want for xmas?" She said"Dont get fcking lippy!" I said "Right mascara it is then!"
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When travelling in extreme weather conditions the government advise you to carry a shovel,a hazard light,3 layers of clothing,food,water and a blanket.....

I looked a right cunt on the bus this morning!!!!
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Old 22.12.2011, 22:48   #5
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Lol,anymore? I need as many as possible
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My young daughter asked me this morning"Daddy,what were you and mummy doing in the bedroom last night? I could hear a buzzing noise,then mummy started to scream."
"Nothing,darling," I replied.
It was then i burst out laughing as my wife walked down the stairs with her half shaved head
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Old 24.12.2011, 13:47   #7
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Any more? :bv::thumbup1:
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Are we aloud Yo Momma jokes?
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"what do we want?" "an end to tourette's!"

"when do we want it?" "c*nt!"
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Are we aloud Yo Momma jokes?
Yeah, just any type of jokes
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